I want to be Chelsea when I grow up

Last week my friend and I went to see Chelsea Handler. I had a vague idea of what she was about but I haven't been a hardcore follower. What I saw was a Hot Mess, but in the most flattering way possible. There is no doubt that she is a mess however she is a confident unapologetic and beautiful mess who goes through life with an awesome outrageous sense of humor. Why would I not aspire to be life her? Let's face it I have the mess part down pat. Now I could just term my mess of a life into a humorous chain of folly I will be all set! So maybe this year in the year of 31 and filthy I can get my shit not so together but just enough to be taken not so seriously!